From the recording Interstellar Pirate Queen
This track features the muppet-like vocal talents of Gary Feist, questioning every line of the song, as well he should. It's just a short, silly thing, but it could prove useful for sixth grade math homework.
Piano and vocals-Marilyn Rucker
Bass and Vocals: Gary Feist
Drums: Jimmy Fenno
Lyrics
Pi r Squared
Pi r squared
That’s what he told me
Pi r squared
No, I frowned
You know Pie are round.
What kind of smoke are you blowing there?
But then he said
Pi r Squared
And then he said
Pi is 3.14159265358979323846
And then I took some pie
And hit him square in the eye
And said, I don’t think you’re being very fair.
Pi r squared
That’s what he said
Pi r squared
So I said
No you fool
Pie are cool
And they are hardly ever ever baked in the shape of
A big block letter
And they are almost never ever
Except in the case of Ma’s Deep Dish Apple-Pear
Pi are never ever ever squared.